New Idea for Alien Contact: Tune to 432.
I have developed a new theory for contacting alien
life.
Mankind harnessed the Electricities in the
Twentieth-Century A.D.
It was in the first half of this same century that
music was re-tuned to a standard tuning of A = 440 Hertz.
As we all know (if we are audiophiles): the proper
tuning, in accord with the Universal Frequency, is A = 432. [a la Verdi,
Mozart, and monks in general.]
We have all ready sent tones based upon the
Fibonacci Sequence headlong into outer space. The intellect loves complication,
as do musicians of an intellectual variety, so the tones we sent out are
extremely subtle.
How did we get so desperate? Well: as any young
man with a neurotic I.Q. can tell you: desperation is over-compensation. A
simple tone played at a steady pace, following the pattern 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8,
13, etc. would suffice.
But it has to be tuned properly. Otherwise (as any
struggling musician will repeat this sagely idiom): Who is going to listen to
it?
All life is communication. We have had the
technology to contact alien life for several generations. Yet just as this
technology is useless for interpersonal communication in a society devoid of Myth,
(notice the capitalization, to stress its importance rather than its popular
negligibility, the latter of which proves my case) so it is that interplanetary
communication is futile if we have forgotten our sonic roots.
If the people sending signals into Deep Space
stepped out of the ideological padded cell* of science into the realm of
spirituality, meditation, yoga and esoteric musicology, we just might be able
to put a good message out. Who knows? If some one is listening on the receiving
end, They (notice again the capitalization; I am not being grammatically
incorrect but rather referring to the Proverbial They.) just MIGHT pick up what
we are putting out.
Dm.A.A.
*The padded cell metaphor is of course of twofold significance:
not only is a padded cell evocative of an insane asylum. It would all so have
AWFUL acoustics.
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